my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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