i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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