I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize