Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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