we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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