He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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