i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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