you will always have a special place in my vag
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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