Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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