The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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