I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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