Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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