Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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