Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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