you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on