would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..