I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.