Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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