she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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