There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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