Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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