But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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