My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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