Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize