Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Who died my cat blue again?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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