Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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