What a fucking waste of an outfit
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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