Actions speak louder than pants.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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