I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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