whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you inspire me to be a worse person
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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