I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I smell like Dick and happiness
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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