My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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