Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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