He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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