If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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