i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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