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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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