everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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