Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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