I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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