she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
