Betty ford says i'm here all night
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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