i think i have herpe
just one?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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