i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize
