Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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