Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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