I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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