Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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