It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
