That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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