you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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