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say what?
wanna hang out?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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