This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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