I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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