i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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