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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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