your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yo dont text me then not text me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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